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    here's the deal you'll read and you'll laugh

    THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY

    My tire was thumping.
    I thought it was flat
    When I looked at the tire...
    I noticed your cat.
    Sorry!
    _________________________
    Heard your wife left you,
    How upset you must be.
    But don't fret about it...
    She moved in with me.
    _________________________
    Looking back over the years
    that we've been together,
    I can't help but wonder...
    "What the hell was I thinking?"
    __________________________
    Congratulations on your wedding day!
    Too bad no one likes your husband.
    __________________________
    I've always wanted to have
    someone to hold,someone to love.
    After having met you ..
    I've changed my mind.
    ___________________________
    I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
    I never believed in Hell until I met you.
    ____________________________
    As the days go by,
    I think of how lucky I am...
    That you're not here to ruin it for me.
    _____________________________
    Congratulations on your promotion.
    Before you go...
    Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
    You'll probably need it again.
    _____________________________
    Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
    (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
    _____________________________
    Happy birthday!
    You look great for your age.
    Almost Lifelike!
    _____________________________
    When we were together,
    you always said you'd die for me.
    Now that we've broken up,
    I think it's time you kept your promise.
    _____________________________
    We have been friends for a very long time ..
    let's say we stop?
    _____________________________
    I'm so miserable without you
    it's almost like you're here.
    _____________________________
    Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
    Did you ever find out who the father was?
    _____________________________
    Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday.
    So we're having you put to sleep.
    _____________________________
    So your daughter's a hooker,
    and it spoiled your day.
    Look at the bright side,
    it's really good pay.
    ______________________________

    (don't take some of them or all of them personal)

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    Re: here's the deal you'll read and you'll laugh

    "Looking back over the years
    that we've been together,
    I can't help but wonder...
    "What the hell was I thinking?"

    ouch... @.@ xD

    "Congratulations on your wedding day!
    Too bad no one likes your husband"

    I hope im not the husband

    "I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
    I never believed in Hell until I met you."

    oh yea...

    "Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
    (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)"

    i dont get this 1... any1 explain?

    "We have been friends for a very long time ..
    let's say we stop?"

    Thats... not funny... wasting a relationship... ~.~

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    Re: here's the deal you'll read and you'll laugh

    THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY

    My tire was thumping.
    I thought it was flat
    When I looked at the tire...
    I noticed your cat.
    Sorry!

    o.o the poor kitty.. TT_TT

    _________________________
    Heard your wife left you,
    How upset you must be.
    But don't fret about it...
    She moved in with me.

    Well that's comforting...
    _________________________
    I've always wanted to have
    someone to hold,someone to love.
    After having met you ..
    I've changed my mind.

    oh... that's just cold... lol
    ___________________________
    I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
    I never believed in Hell until I met you.

    o.o my my my.... that's ... yeah.. i need one of those.. well.. about a dozen....
    ____________________________

    So your daughter's a hooker,
    and it spoiled your day.
    Look at the bright side,
    it's really good pay.

    o.O... that's messed.. lol but funny. ^-^

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    Re: here's the deal you'll read and you'll laugh

    13. DO NOT MAKE LIST THREADS! IT WILL BE CONSIDERED SPAM!! Favourite threads can only be created by COMMUNITY MEMBERS and above, and are allowed
    Sorry, but this is just a list thread. They were funny though.

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