Thread: Jokes

So here's the deal, I wana hear your jokes, yo momma jokes or w/e. Now let's try and keep it non-offensive though please. No racist, feminine, or stuff like that. USE your common sense! I'll start with this old school Yo momma joke I heard back in 95' I think..

"Yo momma is so fat, if she read like she ate, she'd be reading the never ending story!" Another? OK..

"Your daddy is so bald, when he puts on a turtleneck he looks like roll-on deodorant!" Gimme what you got!! Feel free to PM me the ones you think won't take well up here, I can take it!