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    new computer viruses

    The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

    The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.

    The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory

    The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting

    The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

    The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did

    The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back

    The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes

    The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted

    The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care

    The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files


    Last but not least

    The Lorena Bobbitt Virus Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy...then discards it through windows..

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    Re: new computer viruses



    OMFG! This is great... its gettin copied and pasted and shown to everybody I know.

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    Re: new computer viruses

    What's there to discuss here? Please consider posting this in your blog!

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