Working for sprint helps sadly I coulden't pull that off with phones but once there was a guy working at an eb games and was talking crap about PS3 trying not to sell it.
I hate fanboys to the highest level so I spiked the puck, acted like I knew nothing about both the PS3 and 360 and asked him whats the difference was.
The guy lied so badly I stoped him and ran though all his lies one by one.
He gave me that oh so priceless face of "crap he knows" and then left.
That was so much fun.