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    Call Heaven because I think a angel has gone missing
    Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!!!
    Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
    Quick, somebody call the cops, you just stole my heart.
    Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons.

    The list goes on but I hate saying cheesy pick up lines ;/

    THE RULES!

    I'm on my grind in search to find whats on my mind, its one of a kind!

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    You and me should laugh together this time next year.


    Love hurts...trust me I know, I really do...

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    Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
    I hate that one~ ~-~

    It can be Fine/Female. Between that too~

    Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
    LAME~!!

    I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
    EW~!! >.<|| When I heard that~!! I was like ewwwww!!

    Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: What Guy: Your fall from heaven
    HISS!!

    Thats older than me~!!

    Oh and its not just that.

    Have you ever taken the Lesbian tests?

    Here's one: Can you make your ebows touch eachother... (v_v) sadly but true. I tired...

    or~ the test if your a lesbian.

    Guy: Stick your arms out~ Girl: Does it. Guy: Now Jump up and down~ Girl:
    does it~

    Fell for that too~ (>.<||)
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    u gotta say tht one from Friends was the best n funniest from Joey, "How you doing?" so funny in it's own right

    Thanks for the siggy Ky-lyrra

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    sorry if i posts up some taht already been posted >>< this is some i heard

    I'm sorry. Did you say something? I was lost in your eyes
    old!

    Are u tired??? Because u've been running through my minds
    funny

    If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me.
    flirt~

    I love u as much as a fat kid loves cake
    its ok

    Guy: I'm calling the cops on you.

    Girl: What?! Why?

    Guy: cause you stole my heart.
    lol

    Hey babycakes
    that was pathetic

    I love you but we want different things ... can't we negotiate? So ... what's your name?
    funny XD

    I hope u arent scared of snakes
    scary >.>
    *whips out butcher knife* oh no... i like to chop them up...

    If you were a booger, i'd pick you first!
    i know XD

    Ur so beautiful that i can eat u up XD
    Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten i see!
    Excuse is ur tag showing cause it says made in heaven
    Is that a kitty in your pants or where you purring at me lady?
    Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
    i'm getting tired of quotes >>< i'll just say them instead
    So, you want to go cliff diving or what?

    I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

    (this, i find, is the most common signal -.-u)

    Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

    *group of guys comes up to you* Hey, our friend would like to know if you want to dance. *One guy points at a guy sitting in the corner watching nervously*

    Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

    "Let me kiss it and make it better."

    Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

    My family is being held hostage .. they say if I don't have ten hours of sex with you right now they are gonna start killing them ... my brother is only two ... please lady .. show mercy.

    "I feel like I have been lost in a desert my whole life ... and now that I found you ... I am in paradise ... please ... let me drink deeply of you."
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    You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu.

    My zippers stuck.

    Guy:Hey, there. I've got a question for you. What's the speed limit of sex?

    Girl: (Answers any number & says iunno)

    Guy:Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!
    _________________

    Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
    _________________

    My friend over there wants me to tell you that he thinks you are cute. Isn't he pathetic? Let's make out infront of him to teach him a lesson. (Note ... I don't even have a friend there .. just pointed at some random guy. It may work?)


    I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

    Are you ready for your breath test

    Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
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    Excuse me miss ... haven't you heard about the new laws? No virgins allowed out in the public. If you want to continue to shop here you must follow me to the back room so we can sort this all out.


    Hi... would you **** me? I'd **** me, I'd **** me real hard!!

    May I ask your name before I fall in love with you?
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    Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Dead Or Alive xtreme Beach Volleyball Razz

    Quick! A bee has flewn into your blouse! Take it off lest it sting you!!!





    i'll posts up later ones >.> too lazy to post anymore


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    You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu - haha I never heard that one, lol its cute!^-^


    Thanks lifeforce! (:

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    My favorite sly one. I got my friend on the phone. XD lol~
    "Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight."
    "So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?" ("No.") "Well then, let's go to my place and I'll tell you all about it."
    The ones that make us go awww~

    Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to.
    Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
    The ones I glare at~!!

    "So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?" ("No.") "Well then, let's go to my place and I'll tell you all about it."
    Lets do it like the birds and bees. I'll sting ok~!
    My lil bro:

    Chicks dig me, I wear color underwear... >.> *Disowns lil bro*

    I found this site. GO here, and you'll see more~ The Most Complete and Most Useless Collection of Pick-Up Lines

    I hope I never hear these~!!
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    o i got 2!



    Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track

    Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?




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