Thread: pick up lines

@fma1012-i know its hilarious xD

Roses are red... violets are blue... aw who cares about poetry, all i want is you!

nice ^-^

Quick, kiss me! Razz (It may get a good response?)

*slap*

Where are you from? *listens to response* So that's in heaven, right?

Lame ....

Do these pantyhose make my legs look big?

Good one = slap though

Thief!!! You stole my heart!!!

HAHA

If I can melt your heart then you can have mine.

Excuse me, my friend over there wants to know if you think I'm hott.

"Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and
emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches,
ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours,
JUST SAY YES!"

LOLZ

"Will you go out with me?"

pretty straight forward

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

taht scares me

They say actions speak louder than words. So ... I simply walk up to the next girl and kiss her very passionately and skip all the red tape.

I like your pants, I can really see myself in them.

i'm offended >.>

Quit your job and come with me. I will place you on a throne, kiss your beautiful feet daily, and slaughter anyone who dares to stand against you."

Too royal Razz

This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.

can u draw me a map? i keep getting lost in ur eyes

classic

Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)

Girl, you remind me of a parking ticket. Cuz you got fine written all over you.

LOL

Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!

i started laughing at that guy xD

I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

lmao XD

Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am actually much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me.

XD

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Oooo XD

If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.

O_o

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Niiiiice rofl

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

very nice!

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way

i almost forgot that one

Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...