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    @fma1012-i know its hilarious xD

    Roses are red... violets are blue... aw who cares about poetry, all i want is you!
    nice ^-^

    Quick, kiss me! Razz (It may get a good response?)
    *slap*

    Where are you from? *listens to response* So that's in heaven, right?
    Lame ....

    Do these pantyhose make my legs look big?
    Good one = slap though

    Thief!!! You stole my heart!!!
    HAHA

    If I can melt your heart then you can have mine.
    Excuse me, my friend over there wants to know if you think I'm hott.
    "Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and
    emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches,
    ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours,
    JUST SAY YES!"
    LOLZ

    "Will you go out with me?"
    pretty straight forward

    I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
    taht scares me

    They say actions speak louder than words. So ... I simply walk up to the next girl and kiss her very passionately and skip all the red tape.

    I like your pants, I can really see myself in them.
    i'm offended >.>

    Quit your job and come with me. I will place you on a throne, kiss your beautiful feet daily, and slaughter anyone who dares to stand against you."
    Too royal Razz

    This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.
    can u draw me a map? i keep getting lost in ur eyes
    classic

    Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
    Girl, you remind me of a parking ticket. Cuz you got fine written all over you.
    LOL

    Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
    i started laughing at that guy xD

    I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
    lmao XD

    Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am actually much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me.
    XD

    I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
    Oooo XD

    If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.
    O_o

    Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
    Niiiiice rofl

    If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
    very nice!

    You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way
    i almost forgot that one

    Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...


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    Roses are red... violets are blue... aw who cares about poetry, all i want is you! - now that was cute

    You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way - someone tried that on me. XD

    If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. - so true


    Thanks lifeforce! (:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade X View Post
    u gotta say tht one from Friends was the best n funniest from Joey, "How you doing?" so funny in it's own right
    Actually I say that on a normal basis and it always works. It usually breaks the ice very nicely. But other than that I don't need lines. I'm just a natural.

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    great to hear from u fma1012! XD

    Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Chirstmas.
    omg one of the best i heard so far XD

    guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why?guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.
    I dunno, that one was pretty sweet too!

    I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
    Cute
    You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
    haha!
    Very Happy

    Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
    Tasty XD

    The drink: \\$6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless.
    Yay parodies!

    I'm good at math. U+I=69 >_>
    ><

    You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 30.
    ROFL!!!!

    Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
    lol

    All the other girls are just rough Drafts .... but i think you are the FINAL COPY!!
    ol! XD

    You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
    Awww how nice ^^

    You're so hot, I'd better smother you with my body before you burst into flame!
    so incredibly cheesy! w00t!

    Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
    Awww mean Razz

    There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
    ol! I'm running out of good ones...

    Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.


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    Royal cutie pain where do you get this stuff lol this one is sweet - Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Chirstmas.


    Thanks lifeforce! (:

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    how about this 1
    Were you arrested earlier?
    cuz is illegal to look that good



    perdoname michelle!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baal View Post
    how about this 1
    Were you arrested earlier?
    cuz is illegal to look that good
    I heard that one lol kinda old.


    Thanks lifeforce! (:

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    lol this is one is cool


    I'd marry your cat just to get in the family



    perdoname michelle!

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