@fma1012-LOLZ i experience them, heard em...or made them up xD
lol!~A thousand painters working for a thousand years could not create a beauty that equals you.
smart!Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
ROFL!!!!!!!!!! Mr. GreenI spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don’t need it after all.
LMFAO ROFL XDMy name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
Man, that one's great!If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.
XD XD XDDo you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
lol! I'm running out of reactions now too...If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!XDSo last night I had the same dream over and over - always the same thing, but in a different location every time. I kept dreaming that I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I'm dying to know what your answer was.
haha..Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
Damn, Sugar, settle down. I'm diabetic.I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.sweet, yet cheesy... it sound's like I'm describing food!When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
XDMy boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.You might get arrested soon because you probably need a license to look that goodouch lameI heard of keeping a seat warm .. but you're melting yours.
ouch now that was a bad one @_@Can I borrow a quarter because I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the guy of my dreams, or I want to call your mother and thank her?
HAHA XD that's sweetYou're so sweet I am getting a toothache.
Lame.Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. My jaw!.
he always does that. i would just ask u 2 drop me offOkay ... instead of a pick-up line I pull a Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies and just pick up the girl.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning". Hot 2 trott baby!
ok i'm done ><
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. My jaw! - so trueXD. Wow RCP your good and baal that one is cool.
Thanks lifeforce! (:
this one is new
Fat penguin" (What!?) "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
@mr. k-LOLZ that's hilarious
@fma1012-thanks! XD u should post something up too
@fma1012-u can still think of them
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
O I got some - Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
If I was God I'd make the world revolve around you
He: Pinch me?
He: Because I must be dreaming
Thanks lifeforce! (: