I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. I can understand eating peanut butter out of spoons, but MAYONAISE??? You've got quite the eccentric taste. I personally would rather crap thumb tacks than eat mayonaise. LOL. Sometimes, I have no choice. It's in potato salad and cole slaw, things like that. But I rarely eat that even.
I have a cousin who's allergic to mayonaise, LOL. He eats it and gets all puffy. I don't know what it is about mayo, but I think it tastes like toe nails between two pieces of bread that have been sitting in armpit.