Thread: Road Rage

Originally Posted by Zev

I really like my space, I hate it when people drive under the speed limit, drive too close to my car, or when they don't turn off their bright lights.

AAH! I hope a piano falls on those guys when they exit their vehicles! >_<

I suffer from minor road rage, LOL. Nothin' too serious, but I get bothered by those who drive like they got their licsence from a Cracker Jack box.

I have to drive a lot, especially since I live in the country. I have a half hour commute to work at 6am... the "morning rush." >.<

I am a damn good driver. Not to sound cocky, but I am. LOL! If I got mad every time someone did something stupid I would be a very angry person all the time, because NO ONE knows WTF they are doing.

Here's a fun story... About a month ago, I was driving in rush hour traffic - Of course there's one guy a mile ahead that's going 5 under the speed limit. So I just go with the flow, blast some death metal and deal. For the record, I'm always packing. I have a license to carry a concealed weapon, and indeed I do. DTA - Don't trust anyone. Someone decided to turn without using a turn signal, so I had to slam on my brakes HARD.

The guy behind me got belligerent! We were all stopped due to traffic... And he actually got out of his truck and approached my window (which was rolled down), SCREAMING at me like it's my fault! I told him to calm down and get back in his truck and deal with it like the rest of us. He put his hand on my door and leaned like he was going to grab me... So I pulled out the Jericho, cocked it, and sat it on my lap. Needless to say, he jumped back and stared at me. "Get back...in..your...truck... Unless you want your mommy to pick up what's left of your face off the side of the road, dude." He got back in his truck quick. Idiot.

The fun part is ((The gun wasn't even loaded I was on my way to buy ammo because I was totally dry!!)) For the record I don't want to glorify those actions. I have the gun for just such an instance where I would have to defend myself.

So don't run out and get a gun and start brandishing it. Most of the time no one even knows I have one untill I take it out at home to clean it or something, LOL! But that's how bad people are up here in terms of driving... They get so enraged I have to threaten their lives with an empty gun. V.V That's brutal. And that whole time, I was calm as hell. He was the one that was all freaked out.

My feats of road rage are quite renowned in my work. The most recent exploit happened in Aberdeen's city centre and resulted in me kicking a guys wing mirror off his car after blocking a junction, flipping me the bird and acting like a hard man infront of his female passenger. His act lasted a whole 5 seconds.

My terrible road rage stems from a loathing of driving and inconsiderate drivers who make the experiance worse like blocking junctions, crossings and pulling out infront of me at roundabouts.

Abderdeen, you say? WA?

Anyway... Don't you love when people flip you off for their **** up? I get that a lot. Someone gets mad at you when they are the one at fault... And yeah... Acting BA in front of the girl makes me laugh. She probably thought he was a douche. HA!

Why it is when people are like sixteen that can drive perfect. but when they get the linces and drive alone then some people show their ture colors about or knowing how to drive..?

I get road rage really bad. like, bad to the point i want to blast some people with a .357 Magnum...

like how you are stopped, trying to turn, and an idiot doesnt stop, pulls around OVER the double-yellow, and almost front-ends someone because he couldnt be bothered with waiting on you to turn? or when some ignorant lunatic crests over a hill going ~55 on a 25 road, goes airborne and in your lane?

Come on people. grow up. And dont get me started on how people drive in LA! OMG!!!

HAHAHAHA, wish i could have seen the guys face. But I usually get angry when theres an old person or a particularly slow driver in front of me. When I drive to work, i always calculate how much time i have to get there and not be late, and i never put in the slow drivers factor. So basically i get pretty mad when people who have all the time in the world dont move out of the way for the people who dont.