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    Re: rules for dating my daughter (has this ever happened to you?)

    im sorry but reading that has made my day! i really feel for you though being on the recieving end of that! me and a my friend did the same sort of thing to a lad that was dating his sister but it wasnt via e-mail

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    Re: rules for dating my daughter (has this ever happened to you?)

    granted that sucks, but u have to admit they are funny. rule 4 was the best. "i am the barrier and i will kill u." rofl

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    Re: rules for dating my daughter (has this ever happened to you?)

    I've never told my parents about the guys I went out with, simply because they would never have allowed me to go out. It's just a rule in my household that the kids don't date till they're in college. I've never asked my dad about the rules he might set for any guy who dates me, but they'd probably include an 11pm curfew, prohibited areas and no clubbing. Which is annoying, but not too extreme.

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    Re: rules for dating my daughter (has this ever happened to you?)

    Quote Originally Posted by blue_rebel View Post
    I've never told my parents about the guys I went out with, simply because they would never have allowed me to go out. It's just a rule in my household that the kids don't date till they're in college. I've never asked my dad about the rules he might set for any guy who dates me, but they'd probably include an 11pm curfew, prohibited areas and no clubbing. Which is annoying, but not too extreme.
    lol high five that. My parents won't let me date until later, so i sneak it muhahaha.

    .. anyways... is this somthing that was actually sent to you by the dad? or was this somthing forwarded? cuz if it was sent to you by the dad... wow... that's pretty scary >.< i wouldn't know what to do. this has never happened to me before though.... and i hope it never will.

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    Re: rules for dating my daughter (has this ever happened to you?)

    the only thing that I have to say you better wacth it. In the past I had dated girls with strict fathers and are just too crazy. I just couldn't tell you the things they were willing to do.
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    Re: rules for dating my daughter (has this ever happened to you?)

    actually i have been through that like twenty times

    the craziest rule i got was, the dad said this to me, "dont get her naked till the second date"

    the second was "just dont get her pregnant"

    it was very strange around her family
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    Re: rules for dating my daughter (has this ever happened to you?)

    Quote Originally Posted by flaminghate View Post
    *ok have any of these happned to you and put down which ones*

    (this was sent to me by email)

    Rule One'
    If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package,
    because you're sure not picking anything up.

    Rule Two'
    You do not touch my daughter in front of me.
    You may glance at her,
    so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.
    If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughters body,
    I will remove them.

    Rule Three'
    I am aware that is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. (I wear tight pants so it's different for me)
    Please don't take this as an insult,
    but you and all your friends are complete idiots.
    Still, I want to be fair and open-minded about this issue,
    so I propose a compromise.
    You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big,
    and I will not object. However,
    to ensure that your clothes do not,
    in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter,
    I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

    Rule Four'
    I'm sure you've been told that in today's world,
    sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you.
    Let me elaborate,
    when it comes to sex,
    I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

    Rule Five'
    It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other,
    we should talk about sports,politics,and other issues of the day.
    Please do not do this.
    The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house,
    and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early".

    Rule Six'
    I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, (the popular fellow is not true fro me)
    with many opportunities to date other girls.
    This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.
    Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl,
    you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you.
    If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

    Rule Seven'
    As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear,
    and more than hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.
    If you want to be on time for the movie,
    you should not be dating.
    My daughter is putting on her makeup,
    a process that can take just slightly longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.
    Instead of just standing there,
    why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

    Rule Eight'
    The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:
    Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.
    Places where there are no parents, policemen, ar nuns within eyesight.
    Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.
    Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff t-shirts, or anything other than overalls,
    a sweater and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat.
    Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided;
    movies which feature chain saws are okay.
    Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

    Rule Nine'
    Do Not Lie To Me.
    I may appear to be a pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been.
    But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe.
    If I ask you where you are going and with whom,
    you have one chance to tell me the truth,
    the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
    I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house.
    Do not trifle with me.

    Rule Ten'
    Be afraid. Be very afraid.
    It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi.
    When my Agent Orange starts acting up,
    the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home.
    As soon as you pull into the driveway,
    you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight.
    Speak the perimeter password,
    announce in a clear vioce that you have brought my daughter home safely and early,
    then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside.
    The camoflaged face at the window is mine

    lol.......wait a minute....
    thats the funniest set of rules i have ever read in my life. But its a good if you dont want anything to happen to the girl i guess...but you know that the girl is going to complain about her freedom on her dates.

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    Re: rules for dating my daughter (has this ever happened to you?)

    the parents usually like me, first impressions should be your last...

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