Santa Evil?

White_Mage88 · Sep 21, 2006, 07:05 AM

I read this from a book called Conspiracy Theories which is both funny, and interesting. What do you think about this?

Quote:

Santa

The claim that Santa is the devil is a little freighting as he infiltrates our western culture and our children’s minds every Christmastime. Santa gets away with it because his methods are subtle. He still frightens kids: it’s just that he does so on their own terms. The warning that, if they aren’t good, Santa won’t bring them any presents isn’t so far of from religious threats that unless you do X Y, or Z you will go to hell.

And there’s more. Santa comes down the chimney. And the devil apparently lives in a pit of hell-fire. No one has ever been to and returned alive from either hells or Santa’s workshop. And they are both worshipped. The fact that Santa commands adoration from small children and the devil from certain heavy metal freaks is beside the point, especially when one considers that Santa’s reindeer have cloven feet.

And most disturbingly of all, Santa’s name can be no mistake. It is a very well disguised anagram of Satan, which is surely no mere coincidence. Who can tell which Christmas time Santa will choose to reveal his true identity?

I myself would never consider thinking that the idea of Santa is evil or Satanic. I just thought it was an interesting thing to think about, and I wanted to share it with you all, and see what your opinons on the subject are.

Sincere · Sep 21, 2006, 07:07 AM

Yes of course Santa is satan. Duh. That beard and his rosy cheeks just screams "you will all be miserable for eternity with me." Not really, I'm just kidding. I never made any connections between satan and Santa. I have heard this once before but I never thought about it really. Kinda rediculous if you ask me. Santa is the devil!!! What is next? The poor easter bunny?

Gilgamesh · Sep 21, 2006, 07:40 AM

Haha what a stupid theory. That Easter Bunny better watch his back, they've got the gallows ready.

Miroku4444 · Sep 21, 2006, 08:26 AM

Did anyone see the futurama episode? Yes santa is evil.

Gilgamesh · Sep 21, 2006, 08:38 AM

RoboSanta will destroy all

**LenMiyata** · Sep 21, 2006, 09:24 AM

Grumble grumble grumble

Not really serious debate material...

Moving to the Cyber Lounge...

mixed fighter girl · Sep 21, 2006, 10:01 AM

well that was.......interesting if anything.......it is kinda funny to think that some people belive that and that it s actually a theory but everything is free to oppion and i guess if u think that way u think that way.i find it to be very silly and stupid because santa was made to a lil dream for lil kids but whatever floats their boats.

Heavy_metal_goddess · Sep 21, 2006, 10:14 AM

Very intersting! I now ponder Santa's true nature ^_^

Aiora · Sep 21, 2006, 10:15 AM

santa nseeks into lil kids rooms...and..and.....eats their cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dark wolf · Sep 21, 2006, 10:26 AM

hey lets not forget the milk okay i mean we got bones to grow and be strong, he doesnt need milk he old

*frr_Vegeta* · Sep 21, 2006, 10:59 AM

You know....this really does have me thinking....maybe it's tru-...

Oh wait....now I remember! Santa isn't ****ing real!

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