well, if I take that conspiracy theory seriously and know that santa isn't real but just a plug for wal-mart, then I would have to say Satan isn't real and is I say Satan isn't real then i'm saying christianity is wrong but if I say that then i'll probably be stoned... eh well
but Santa is just a plug for wal-mart and other misc. store conglomerates, which means big industry is the devil...hmmm
Ofcourse hes the devil dont u see how he turns hes he head backwards and that creepy laugh and u got coal from hell if ur naughty to.
Ahahahah! thats funny so what the toothfairys a zombie?!!!!!
Santa is just grumpy because he stopped his candy cane smoking addiction. Plus I bet the misses is nagging him to death. Not to mention those little annoying midgets. I mean after so many jolly christmas songs sung by indentured elves, isomething has to snap.
Oh, and don't forget this..
Last edited by BrightShadow_96; Sep 21, 2006 at 06:57 PM.