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Hello there folks. I was wondering what are the most hilarious yet stupid questions you have to answer to the customers at your work place. I would post mine as soon as i remember some instances that i had to deal with stupid customers. So please go ahead and start posting. ^^

RayMe

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fireandice

Well I work with animals, I'm a dog groomer to be exact. The stupid thing that I hear the most is, My dog's not matted, I just brushed them out yesterday. Now, for all of you that might not know, matting that is down to the skin or is the size of your fist doesn't just happen over night. Though I have thought of a few nasty comments, that I will keep to myself, but all I say is that they can either be shaved down or they can take their dog and they can try some place else that will try and get then out. We however will not pull on the dog unnecessarily for it is crule. If the choose to have the dog shaved then we keep a chunk (yes, I mean chunk) if the hair to show to them when we are done with the job.

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Legend

Here is one I am sure anyone that works in retail or sells anything will get this:

Why is this so expensive?

Hell man, how in the blue hell would I know right?? Do I look like the one who set the prices?? I am sure most of you with a job has gotten that once upon a time. It frustrates me when I end up on the receiving end of some whining, that wasn't caused by me.

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blue_rebel

Hahahahahah RayMe. I personally wouldn't buy a DVD if it cost less than RM20. I'm dead against piracy.

Stupid things... let's see. I don't exactly have a job, but once I filled in for a friend at his relative's grocery store, and there was this lady who came in and wanted some potatoes, so she went to the back, got them, and came back up front to weigh them. She stood in front of the scale, stared at it for a long time, and for a moment I almost thought she was considering nicking it, but that would've been impossible. ^^;; I'm bad when it comes to asking people if they need help, so I waited for her to come to me. And she was like, "Ummmm, how do I use that?" And I thought that was really silly, because who in the world doesn't know how to use a weighing scale? It wasn't electronic or anything, it was the type where you just put your stuff on it and the needle shows you the weight. Bleh. +__+

Also, once I'd showed her, she kept asking more questions like, "Am I reading this right?" and "How much per unit?" .... she must have asked me for the price at least 5 times. I hate it when people do that. I don't know if they're deaf or if they have extremely short term memory or just some penchant for pissing salespeople off.

I mean.. WHO THE HELL DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE A WEIGHING SCALE??????



p.s. She had car keys with her. Hyundai. Now I ask you again, who the hell owns a car and doesn't know how to use a weighing scale?????

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Arukih

well i have a good one!!
i work for Vodaphone company at fix mobiles section, i recive the mobiles and send them to the nokia to motorola and so on, when a client come we have to know well wht wrong with the mobile, so here goes the conversation between this client and me...

Client: goodafter noon!(worried)

Me: Goodafter noon!! How can i help you sir? (nicely and interested)

C: well, im very worried and i dont know what to do!(started to breath faster)

M: well can you tell me what you are worried about sir, so i could help u! what did happen with your mobile?( i started to worry too in someway)

C: Miss, a funny thing happened while i was out of country. Before i left the country i charged the battery and then when battery was low the mobile swish off!

M: well and know???

C: well yesterday when i arrived i charged again and it swich on...

M......... (tryin not to be rude i said and very polite) OK...but ....is it working well ??

C: oh yes its working fine...but im really worried if it happens again what
should i do??( he said that with a serious expression)

(GEEZ!!! I was so shocked with that quetion that i was like to myself is this a somekind show like Punk'd or something?? all i could say was...)

M: well sir just try charge it everytime you see the battery is going low
Maybe is me but i cant stand dumb ppl!! and till now i dont belive it happend to me

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Abu Dhabi

i never really had stupid customers, as we had bitchy customers...

like there was this one guy who always came in with his mother, and i swear, he was the ultimate combination of p***y, momma's boy and gay all at the same time. his mom was nice, but he catered to her like a queen, and she seemed like she could be a bitch too... he had an awful haircut too... imagine those slick back styles, except there's nothing on the sides of his head...

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divine_punishment

Let's see . . . I worked at a store that sold school uniforms: jumpers, skirts, blouses, pants, etc. People would always come in, take a quick look around the crowded shelves, and ask me, "Do you sell uniforms here?" I had half a mind to say, "No, we're really the front of a secret organization bent on summoning the antichrist and conquering all of New Hampshire." (<-- I hear it's lovely.)

I also got a lot of: "Gee, these prices are awfully high, aren't they?" Once, to a customer who was being particularly horrible to me (who left my lunch break - which I rarely took - to help this woman), I replied, "Yes. It used to cost only $13, but I personally spoke to our corporate office and told them to raise the price to $17.50, because I - having attended private school in uniform for twelve years of my life - have no idea about the financial strains uniforms cause and just wanted to see you suffer. Hey, I may work for minimum wage at horrible hours and not work for commission, but all that extra money goes straight to my pocketbook." And she still had to buy from us (because that store is a bloody monopoly). My manager overlooked it because I was the nicest of her employees (and I frequently overworked myself, so I was bound to go postal sooner or later).

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I used to do construction and I ran into alot of REALLY stupid people. But his guy beat them all..... by a long shot.

Okay, first I'm going to explain the procedure of putting walls up. First, you lay the studs out on the floor. Second, you nail them two feet apart. Third, you stand them up and nail them to the floor with concrete spikes. Easy enough, right? Well, Me and a few of the other guys were laying the walls out before we nailed them together and this guy walks up to us and says: (You have to imagine the most annoying southern accent you can when you think about this, I personally think of Jeff Foxworthy... >.> I hate the south.) "You boys about to start buildin' the roof?" We laughed a little, we thought he was kidding, but no. He was dead serious. He said: "Wut'sa funneh?" We couldn't help but look at him like he was stupid. He walked off mumbling something all that i could make out was: "Damn kids mmuummmushummmmfummmushmmmm."


So yeah. >.>