most cruel...hmm...I guess that would be stabbing my Ex-friend a bunch of times and then ripping a dollar in fron t of him. we really hate each other, and yet we're still somehow friends...anyways. I stab him with pens a lot. he has a few marks (last time i saw him). why...? because he makes fun of me and i have a very short fuse with what he makes fun of me for.