You guys ever hear jokes that are so cheesy that they're funny? Or just stupid jokes that are either racist or retarded but they are so true?? I got a friend who tells me those ALL THE TIME. Then again, I'm also one of those retards who like cheesy jokes heh. I know how you feel
*By the way, any racist/hurtful jokes are not meant to be taken seriously. (Really we're all just people so please don't be a duche and ruin the fun | Just kidddding) Oh and I'm asian. I know how far racist jokes are supposed to be
Here are some I've heard:
A plane is crashing, there are 6 people on it: 3 boy scouts, a nobleman, a lawyer, and a priest; and there are 3 parachutes. The nobleman says "the children are our future, let them go!" So the lawyer says "**** the children!!!" And the priest says "do we have time?"
A ship is sinking. Losing all hope of survival, a woman decides that if she has to die, she should at least die with some pride as a woman. She takes off all her clothes and declares, "Who here wants to make me a woman?!" A man comes up takes off his shirt and says, "Here, wash this and go make me a sandwich."
Q: Who is the richest person in Mexico?
A: The one that gets a penny
Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an official olympic team?
A: Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the border
An american told her asian friend to open her eyes as wide as she could. After the asian friend's attempt, the American proceeded to get mad and yell, "Well, DO IT ALREADY!"
A red head, brunette, and a blonde enters a room with a magic mirror. If you say something true about yourself into it, the mirror will grant you a wish. But if you say something false, you will disappear forever.
The red head first walks up to the mirror and says, "I think I am the most beautiful woman here." POOF, her wish was granted.
The brunette then walks up to the mirror and says, "I think I am have the most beautiful hair here." POOF, her wish was also granted.
The blonde finally walks up to the mirror and says, "I think..." POOF, she disappeared.
I know, blonde jokes are the cheesiest things in the world but this is one of my all time favorite -> I'm sorry!
What other jokes have you heard? Like I said, I'm a big fan of these fail jokes but that's just because I'm a loser like that