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    Worst pick-up line

    Hey, I was wondering what is the worst pick-up line that you have ever heard? And did it ever work on anyone?

    Mine has to be "Does anyone smell smoke? Cause your on fire." and no!!! it didn't work on me Yuck!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: Worst pick-up line

    i will give my reason why first the a few pick up line so there will be atleast one person here that wan to keep an intrestng thread open.

    i used these pick up lines when there was nothing else to do
    and was just board and to see if they really worked which they didnt
    so i figure if the girl wants you bad enough she will just say here my nuumber or show intrest with out you saying any thing at all.

    and i have to see a girl use a opick up line and yet they still get guys
    hmm maybe there is something to that and why pick up lines dont work
    you think?

    and here are a few pick up lines
    1. hey baby i lost my number can i have yours?

    that one is just plain cheesy it never worked and got more
    laughs than anything

    2. your just like visa your everywhere i want to be

    that one will get a restraining order against you
    so yeah just ignore that one ....

    here is my last one for now

    3. f i could rearange the alphabit i would put
    U and I together
    I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons
    I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and a voice of reason
    I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices son
    They're one in the same, I must isolate you...
    Isolate and save you from yourself

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    Re: Worst pick-up line

    Hmmm....I only remember three but here we go..
    1. Is it hot in here or is it just you
    2. I need a map cause I'm getting lost in your eyes
    3. Do I need CPR cause you take my breathe away

    Those are the worse pick up lines I every heard!!!!!!!!!
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    Re: Worst pick-up line

    There's been a few really dumb ones with me too...

    1. Is heaven missing an angel? (Duh, no!)
    2. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd 'u' and 'i' together. (Double yuck)
    3. Am I in the kitchen because you are smokin'! (Barf!)

    The second one got my friend who is a total idiot. He totally thought it was cute. But as for me I just gave them a dirty look and walked away.

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    Re: Worst pick-up line

    some pick-up lines are just so hilarious you don't even bother to look upon the person's intention in saying it. my friends and i used to have this pick-up line game and i think these are really cheesy ones:

    Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. [what the?...]

    I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start. [that's funny ]

    Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together? [hahaha]

    Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.[it's plain dumb]

    yeah, and they can be irritating sometimes. and they don't work on me.

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    Re: Worst pick-up line

    heres another one thats garenteed to get you arrested

    ~do you know how man bones are in the human body? do you want another one.

    a friend told me that he used that on a chick and i slaped him. of course she did the same XD
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    Re: Worst pick-up line

    ok hes the wrose i have gotten soo here it goes

    hey baby did it hurt when u fell ?

    fell from hevan....

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    Re: Worst pick-up line

    Actually some of those here doesn't seem so terrible to me, like "I need a map because I'm getting lost in your eyes" that Kuwi posted- a lill banal, but smart also and "I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start" that sachiko ueto posted- seems ok with me...
    Noone tries to think up smart phrases here... so I have a really terrible one for you... it's russian, smth. like this: "Ey, devushki, potancuyem?"
    It's like OMG... when I hear this phrase I already know that turning I'll se an ugly, drunk russian dork... It means "Girls, lets dance"... And thats the smartest thing they can think up here... I'm happy I'm moving...

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