~ "If you were a door I'd slam you all night."
~ "Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them."
~ "Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?"
~ "Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes."
~ "Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."
~ "This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line."
~ "So, you're a girl huh?" (That one actually worked. )