Thread: Worst pick-up line

I got one; Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: Why, when u fell from Heaven, of course.

I don' know why, but it sounds cheesy to me.

"There are many fish in the sea, but I'm fishing for you." Guy in my year used it on some rather traumatised girl also in my year. Rule #1: Don't use cheesy pickup lines on people you know you're gonna have to see again. We pay him out for it now, although he denies it ever happened.

"I have Photoshop 7." This is seriously the Holy Grail of geek pickup lines. It doesn't even sound like a pickup line, it's so geeky. It's a friend of mine's bizzare attempt at striking up a relationship. He's a little bit... socially impared. He tried it on me once (I only learned afterward that it was supposed to be a pickup line. I thought he was just talking about software...)

the worst pickup line i have ever heared was how nunbers are in your number can i know those numbers

weird pick-up line:

I get straight As in school

I'm more fun than the local loser

You are perfection, (then ignores you.. and says the same thing to someone else)

(Something that happened to me) I won't give you your bag back if you walk away.

Steals your book then says "You'll have to see me to get it back."

You had me at "go away"

I don't know if they are pick up lines or just plain annoying.

I just thought of this one: Lets go spelunking in you

Ha ive heard soo many random ones too

*Hey is that ladder in your tights a stairway to heaven?
*Hey nice legs, what are the opening times?
*Your hot, may i fry an egg on you LMAO
*Im an organ donor.....want my heart?
*I dont see any wings...
*And the most random thing ive heard a guy say to a girl this week is.."Hey i like your eye brows"....now if that worked on her i may have to try it lol