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    Engineering Jokes

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    Many people have the impression that professional engineers are far too serious to have a sense of humor. But nothing can be further from the Truth!!! This thread is for the posting of the best jokes of professional circles...

    As an example, this is what happens when Internet Standards Engineers have too much time on their hands... The official Internet Document known as... The Hypertext Coffee Pot Control Protocol
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    Re: Engineering Jokes

    I think I see why you wanted this in the Tech Center. So I'll just keep it here.

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    Re: Engineering Jokes

    Good laughs, Len. I can't think of any others, but I've got the "Anime Physics Laws" somewhere, would that be appropriate?

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    Re: Engineering Jokes

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    Quote Originally Posted by sukotsu9 View Post
    Good laughs, Len. I can't think of any others, but I've got the "Anime Physics Laws" somewhere, would that be appropriate?
    That sounds like one to post...

    Here's another RFC document. The official standard for TCP/IP over carrier pigeon...

    http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc1149.txt
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    Re: Engineering Jokes

    ahaha both are very nice, very funny not bad, a good laugh ^_^

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    Re: Engineering Jokes

    I copied this off another board, but I don't know the author. Sorry if it's not-religion-friendly for some of you, but comedy is always a little avant garde.


    Some Important Theological Questions are Answered if we think of God as a Computer Programmer.
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    Re: Engineering Jokes

    Grumble grumble grumble

    I should have posted this link 2 months ago...

    The 12-Days of Technology Before Christmas
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    Re: Engineering Jokes

    Okay, fellow otaku, this isn't so much "engineering" related as it is a twist on the anime universe. I was cleaning the home computer and dug out this file: The Laws of Anime (v.6).

    Sort of a staple of old-school anime, many of the rules still apply. But no "no jutsu" stuff. The original authors are credited, but I understand many have added to the list. I'm just glad to finally understand the "nosebleed" phenomenon.
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