narrator

Say what you want, i know someone out there has made an ass-clown of themself at least once at a bowling alley and i'm destined to reveal the truth. But uh...yeah so have you ever went through an emberassing situation while bowling? One time for example, me and a few friends were drunk (yeah i know) and it was my turn next to roll, so i grab my ball (shut up) then as i swing my arm back i notice that i accidentally launched the bowling ball and it knocked over about 2 beer bottles that belonged to someone else and almost hit someones knees. Good times..... so we just spent the rest of the night reciting Big Lebowski quotes while chugging more brew. Anyone else?

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roly_poly

well it was one of my friends at a birthday party. he bowls the ball out of the back of the hand, kind of like a flick. and it always travels some metres in the air before it hits the actual surface. so he was bowling like that until he finally flicked it onto the bumper [we were only 10 at the time] and into someone else's lane. its a wonder he didn't break anything.

mamimi_rue

Yeah yeah yeah, Narrator.... you ain't too original.

Same situation, except, every time I go bowling, I make an ass outta myself, basically, because I can't bowl.... (very well)

but, yeah, I've gone drunk, and been kicked out, gone back, been drunker, and made more asses of ourselves. Don't ask anymore, it seems I wouldn't remember

I have more stories about 'Billiards Alley Confessions'

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!lord nikon

Well, we were Bowling and I didn't score even one point, people were Laughing at me .

narrator

Hey!! Dont you try and rip off my thread, its copyrighted

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Legend

well, you guys know how the alley is actually greased and those bowling shoes have a smooth sole...my friends were rolling the ball while sliding into the alley which could have got them kicked out but didn't. anyways i did it and went flat on my face and the few lanes on the right and left saw me...I had to be draged out of the lane

and I WASN"T EVEN DRUNK....

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jao

Of course, bowling is a sport for those on some sort of mind-body altering-substance, cheesy first dates where your parents tag along, or boonie social gatherings for the poor youth who just couldn't play hockey (at least here in Canada).

So, after me and my friends had a few conversations with Mary Jane we decide it's time to bowl. Something we've done a few times before since the lanes are only open during the wintermonths (too hott in the summer, no air conditioning for this poor alley). My friend, lets call him Jon is a bigger guy. Mouthy too. But after our enlightening conversation we were feeling quite giddy. Jon, being the genius he is, decideds to bowl backwards, and left handed(he's right)..he managed to damage the light at the end of the alley.

We weren't kicked out..No..Not the first or last.....

On another occasion, Jon decides to actually bowl himself down that alley. No serious harm done. We were banned after that. The person working at the time was someone I went to school with. So they didn't do much yelling. But it has been outlined that alley floors are waxed..this is actually not an easy task to do I guess..and the lane was closed until the guy form the city came down to 'wax' it again.

All that reading for nothing..yar har har

[J]

BrandonHulbutta

Just watching me try to bowl is embarassing enough, I don't have to do much else.

bugsbunnyx

well it wasnt me but it was my freina in a game we were at but anyway back to the subject he was worried about people teasing him because of it being his first time bowling so he threw it down the allyway (litteraly THREW it) and it landin near the end of the alley and caused a huge dent in the wood...not sure wether he paid for the damage in the end cos he just ran off cryin... poor guy, (oh and this was when we were like 8 by the way)

Tithe

I threw my ball three times at the big metal thing that repaces the pinsand hit it..and I used to roll it granny style(between the legs with both hands) besides that I'm just horrible. I also got my ball stuck in the middle of the lane. I'm stupid

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deidre_the_goddess

That that bowling thing, keep on going to the canal (do I get it right?)