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    Darth Vader is a petty crook

    (Springfield, Illinois-NBC) May 22, 2005 - It appears Darth Vader delivered an unwelcome show of force at an Illinois movie theater this weekend.

    Police in Springfield, Illinois say a man wearing a Darth Vader mask walked into a movie theater, shoved an employee out of the way and grabbed a bunch of cash.

    Investigators say the robber fled the theater and ran into a nearby wooded area. Police have no suspects.

    "Star Wars: Episode Three-Revenge of the Sith" was actually one of the movies playing at the theater.

    Investigators say the robber didn't display any weapons- not even a light saber."


    Oh how the mighty have fallen, he turned from galactic domination to petty street crime. I'm dissapointed.

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    You know, not that I condoned thievery in any way, but robbing a movie theater in a Darth Vader mask is both funny and ironic. GO DARTH GO!

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    bwahahahahahaha, knowing him (not that i know him, i'm mearly speculating) he'll probably be found in the woods after spending all the money on little star wars toys.
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    It seems that galactic conquest doesn't put food on the table (whatever he eats)...
    Also isn't the suit notorious for limiting movement?

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    well maybe it's just budget cuts you know, and vader need someway to repair the deathstar (is that what's it's called?)

    'Cause you give me something / That makes me scared, alright / This could be nothing / But I'm willing to give it a try / Please give me something
    'Cause someday I might call you from my heart

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    Quote Originally Posted by pyoro-pyoro
    well maybe it's just budget cuts you know, and vader need someway to repair the deathstar (is that what's it's called?)
    You just failed in not trying to show your Star Wars Geekness Pyoro...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hassun
    You just failed in not trying to show your Star Wars Geekness Pyoro...
    are you kidding?! im no geek, deathstar's is as well known as the term lightsaber

    'Cause you give me something / That makes me scared, alright / This could be nothing / But I'm willing to give it a try / Please give me something
    'Cause someday I might call you from my heart

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    *Pats back* Suuure sure, I believe you Pyoro. It's just that everyone else thinks that you're in denial. But I believe you, really I truly do.

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