In the year 120BC the romans settled in Babbylon, making a fleat of entire crackheads.
Soon they found out that the french were planning to wage war on them, so they went to the source, and you may ask me "What is the source"? I'll tell you, Tacos.........yes Tacos. The Babbylonians figured that if they go back in time to asassinate all the Tacos, they would win. Until Jesus came with his deciples,known as the Yakuza. So Jesus defeated the Frnch and Babbylonians just like he did at Pearl Harbor.
Believe me, God is real.
Am I wrong about anything? Any questions?
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