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I got some good ones from family guy too
Peter: Twin powers activate
Brian: um Peter we got these out of a box of franken berry
Peter: oh
Mine are anything in Family Guy. Lets see... there so many to choose from!
Brian: You mean, we really have to look at that pimple everyday?
Chris: Well, we have to look at your anis everyday!
Stewie: THANK YOU!
Meg: Chris, your hogging up all the fans
Chris: Well your hogging up all the ugly!
Peter: I remember when I became a man *flashback*
Doctor: Well, your operation is complete. What are you going to call yourself now?
peter: *looks under the sheets* PEE-eter
Peter: What's his name?
General guy: Dick Army
Peter: *Laughs histerically* no seriously, what's your name?
General guy: Dick Army
Peter: *again laughs histerically* hey, Dick, what's your wife's name? Vagina Coastguard?
LOTS more. What are yours?
I got some good ones from family guy too
Peter: Twin powers activate
Brian: um Peter we got these out of a box of franken berry
Peter: oh
I like this one:
Peter:*pours water down on the stairs* Hey, Brian look! A water slide! *falls down it and hurts his leg
Brian: I'm not gonna call the doctor this time because you won't learn anything if I do.
cruel but funny, funny but cruel.
From the weather channel:
"El Nino!!! For those of you don't speak Espanol, El Nino means...... THE NINO!!!!"
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti
Take just about anything from Chappelle show and I'll guarantee you I use it at least once a week if not more.
Well this is semi off topic but...favorite movie quote...Monty Python and the holy grail.
"It's only a flesh wound!!!"-Black Knight.
also Family guy:
Peter: you goin to eat that stapler?
other guy: you can't eat a stapler-
peter: we can split it!
family guy is the best show on tv!
Sometimes we lose sight of life's simple pleasures; remember, it takes 36 muscles to frown, but it only takes 3 muscle's to extend your arm and bitch slap the person who's annoying you.
From South park:
-OMG they killed Kenny
-Cartman: Screw u guys, Im going home
From Futurama
-Bender: Im back baby
Evil is actually in my job description
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