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    Re: Favorite TV show quotes

    I always liked the dramatic. This one stuck with me, but never really knew why.

    Transformers Beast Wars:

    "How fitting! Your location, exactly matches your situation... TERMINAL!!!"

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    Re: Favorite TV show quotes

    Agent Cooper: "Wait a minute!! Wait a minute!! (sips coffee and warmly smiles) mmmm...... this is....excuse me, a DAMN fine cup of coffee." Twin Peaks

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    Re: Favorite TV show quotes

    I got a couple of favorites from Family Guy too as well...

    Meg: I just want to kill myself. I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts!
    *Lois and Peter stare in silence*
    Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
    *Lois and Peter resumes staring*
    Meg: You dont know anything about me! *runs upstairs*
    Peter: Who was that guy?

    *Peter, Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire are in prison and is confronted by a murderer that Joe put away*
    Murderer: Officer Swanson, you and your friends are dead! You're all DEAD!
    Peter: Good, he thinks we're zombies...he'll leave us alone.

    Government Agent: Ok, in order to get your checks...you must have a disability. What is your disability?
    Peter: Well, I didnt experience my first fart until I was 30.
    [Flashback to Peter at around age 30, sitting on bean bag]
    Peter: *farts*
    Peter: What the hell was that?

    Brian: Peter, are you sure, you've never had much luck telling jokes.
    [Flash back to Peter trapped in a net surrounded by apes with guns]
    Peter: Okay, okay. How many dirty stinkin' apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three - one dirty stinkin' ape to screw in the light bulb and two dirty stinkin' apes to throw faeces at each other. hehehehehehe.
    *Apes cock shotguns*

    I have lots more.. so yea, that's good enough for now.
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    Re: Favorite TV show quotes

    I remember those were funny mine are
    Bender frm Futurama "Bite my shinny metal ass"
    and frm the episode of the parallel universe "Bite my glorious golden ass"
    You should stop talking about your dreams, and start making them.

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    Re: Favorite TV show quotes

    Yeah, that one with the killer in Jail,

    Killer: I wonder what it feels like...
    *stabs himself with the knife*
    Killer: OW!I really deserve this..

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    Re: Favorite TV show quotes

    from family guy :

    stewie: "damn you, damn the broccoli, and damn the wright brothers!"


    another:
    lois: oh my god, chris is in love with his teacher!
    ewww thats gross!
    stewie: "want to know what else is gross? *farts* ow i popped a damn blood vessel!!"
    later in that episode^

    "Oh my god there's a bear in my oatmeal!!"

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    Re: Favorite TV show quotes

    One from one of the newest episodes of Family Guy:
    Stewie: *singing* I want to have intercourse with you, oh yeah, intercourse with you
    Brian: *singing* EMOTIONS
    Stewie: *singing* intercourse with you, oh yeah, intercourse with you
    Brian: yeah, I really like that, that was really good
    Stewie: Yeah, very good. Hey is there a shorter word for intercourse?

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    Re: Favorite TV show quotes

    lol, cool but here is one from Stewie
    "And no sprinkles...... for every sprinkle I find, I'll kill you!"
    You should stop talking about your dreams, and start making them.

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    There is something so human in the desire to never give up, while at the same time, never giving it your all?

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