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    Funny things to do at a grocery store

    I had to go to the grocery store with my mom yesterday and I was soo bored. So I just made these up:

    1) Put a bag of m&m's on lay-a-way
    2) Put random things in other peoples carts and see if they pay for them
    3) When people walk through the theft detector thingy, make that beeping noise so people think that they stole something. Then when they go for questioning yell "They did it! They did it! I saw it with my own eyes!"

    Anything else I should add?

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    Re: Funny things to do at a grocery store

    -hide all the shopping carts and baskets
    -play football with a roll of Charmin(or any other brand)
    -play Marco polo
    -ala Bart SImpson, make a teller use the speakerphone to ask that "insert funny name" please report to the exit someone is waiting for u
    -Go to the meat section and ask for human meat
    -when someone uses the speakerphone, cover ur ears, and start banging ur head on the nearest wall screaming "the voices just wont shut up!!"
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    Re: Funny things to do at a grocery store

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