Looking for the Corniest Jokes Ever
I'm looking for your corniest/lamest jokes ever. Anything goes (within reason, I mean not everyone here is an adult) .
OK then, to start things off heres some jokes.
boy1 : "Wanna Hear a dirty joke?"
boy2 : "Sure." *Giggles*
boy1 : "A white horse fell in a mud puddle. Wanna hear a clean joke?"
boy2 : "OK, i guess ..."
boy1 : "Then it fell in a lake."
As you know Mahatma Gandi walked around with out shoes almost all the time and therefore developed an impressive set of calluses. He also ate very little which made him very fragile and with his odd diet he was frequently vexed by halitosis. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.
P.S. I have theis same thread going at www.we-love-anime.com/forum/index.php
If you have a usrname you can visit directly by clicking this link: WANTED: Corny Jokes