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    Talking Looking for the Corniest Jokes Ever

    HI,

    I'm looking for your corniest/lamest jokes ever. Anything goes (within reason, I mean not everyone here is an adult) .

    OK then, to start things off heres some jokes.

    boy1 : "Wanna Hear a dirty joke?"
    boy2 : "Sure." *Giggles*
    boy1 : "A white horse fell in a mud puddle. Wanna hear a clean joke?"
    boy2 : "OK, i guess ..."
    boy1 : "Then it fell in a lake."



    As you know Mahatma Gandi walked around with out shoes almost all the time and therefore developed an impressive set of calluses. He also ate very little which made him very fragile and with his odd diet he was frequently vexed by halitosis. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.



    P.S. I have theis same thread going at www.we-love-anime.com/forum/index.php
    If you have a usrname you can visit directly by clicking this link: WANTED: Corny Jokes
    Last edited by dragonrider2004; Nov 02, 2004 at 05:48 PM.

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    how do you get a blonde out of the tree?
    just wave at her


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    Q: What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?
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    Confusious say, " There is no such thing as rape. Woman run faster with dress up than man with pants down."

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    Confusious say "Man who walks through door sideways is bound to bankok"

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    he he he

    what do you get when you cross a lecher and a potato?

    a dicktater

    he he he

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    *you knoe why french cheese stinks?
    *because the maker farted on it*
    lol thats one of the weirdest jokes i ever talked about.

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