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    a man comes up to a guy with his finger up his nose. The man asks, " who'd you vote for president?" The guy replies, " Boogers!"

    "boogers?!?! why that??"
    "It seemed like a good pick."


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    3 strings go over to their favorite bar,
    They see a sign that say "Under new managment; no strings allowed"
    So the first one says "I'm going in"
    As he sits down the manager comes up and ask's him if hes a string
    He replies with a "yes", then leaves.
    Then the second string goes in,
    The manager comes up and ask's "are you a string"
    The string replies with a "Yes sir"
    Then the third string walks in and rolls around on the floor then sits down
    The manager asks him if he is a string and he replies "afraid not"

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    sooo there's these two muffins sitting in an oven, one turns over to the other and says, "it's getting hot in here", and the other screams in reply," Ahhhh! a talking muffin!
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    I guess this was actually voted worst joke, but I love it!

    Q: What's brown and sticky?
    A: A stick.

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    Cool Jokes galore!

    Yay!

    Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
    A. To get to the other SLIDE

    OK, and now the worlds wierdest town name ever!

    Mooselookmiguntick, Maine
    (Moose-Look-Me-Gun-Tick)

    I wanna know how thatone got its name!

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    "Knock Knock"
    "Who's There"
    "Shut the F*c* Up"
    -Det. Hamraddy from Catch me if you can.

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    *BUMP*

    I vill not let this thread die!

    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah

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    What's the best thing about siamese twins ?
    Threesomes.
    What do you call a dead baby with no arms, no legs, floating in a lake?
    Bob.
    What do you call a dead baby with no arms, no legs, at your front door?
    Matt.
    What do you call a dead baby with no arms, no legs, laying on the beach?
    Sandy.


    yup - all I could think of was dead baby jokes.....oops
    much love to socketto
    ...what of this mongrel architect, our broken armor soon will set, past, present, and future tense...

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