3 strings go over to their favorite bar,
They see a sign that say "Under new managment; no strings allowed"
So the first one says "I'm going in"
As he sits down the manager comes up and ask's him if hes a string
He replies with a "yes", then leaves.
Then the second string goes in,
The manager comes up and ask's "are you a string"
The string replies with a "Yes sir"
Then the third string walks in and rolls around on the floor then sits down
The manager asks him if he is a string and he replies "afraid not"