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    Re: Martial Arts?

    i have learn some kung fu its kinda hard but it's usefull !!!!!

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    Re: Martial Arts?

    I once studied a secret art of ninjitsu known as "Cat-no-jitsu". It involves attacks which utilize the power of cats.

    One of the basic techniques was called "Angry Cat" which involves grabbing a cat by the head and throwing it at the face of your opponent.

    Like most martial arts, we also had a weapons training program where we learned to master the unconvential weapon known as "cat-chucks". It was essentially two cats with their tails ducktaped together which you swung around at your foe. It was a very dangerous weapon to use, since if you werent careful the cats could easily dig their claws into your groin.

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    Re: Martial Arts?

    Quote Originally Posted by jfreedan
    I once studied a secret art of ninjitsu known as "Cat-no-jitsu". It involves attacks which utilize the power of cats.

    One of the basic techniques was called "Angry Cat" which involves grabbing a cat by the head and throwing it at the face of your opponent.

    Like most martial arts, we also had a weapons training program where we learned to master the unconvential weapon known as "cat-chucks". It was essentially two cats with their tails ducktaped together which you swung around at your foe. It was a very dangerous weapon to use, since if you werent careful the cats could easily dig their claws into your groin.
    THAT IS CALLED KUNG FU....THERE MANY STYLES!!! I KNOW THE MONKEY STYLE WHICH IS REALLY HARD TO LEARN!!!GOT TO BE FAST!!!

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