Thread: The Most Comfortable Chair

Ok, so I had this discussion with my 2 closest friends, and we all came to the same conclusion (this may seem like a strange conversation, but we discussed this for quite a while).

Ok, now lets say you're holding an animal of some sort (cat, lizard, bird, etc.) and it pees on you. Thats insulting, right? I mean, when animals pee on something its either territorial or its to insult you. But now lets say an animal decides that its going to s*** on you, now some people would take this the wrong way, but not me and my friends.

We came to the conclusion that if an animal is to crap on you, its going to mainly be because of 2 reasons, one-the animal is scared, or two-the animal is so comfortable that it just could not control its relaxed colin. Really, if you think about it, when you see a dog or a cat pee on something its usually because you offended them or that they don't like you (my friend knows that cats dislike him because they go out of their way to pee on his stuff). But if an animal craps on you, although its revolting at first, just remember that that animal was so comfortable that it could poo on you, thats a compliment, weird to think of it that way, but it is (unless a monkey threw it at you, but thats different).

Now you might ask, how the heck is that a compliment? Well, think about where you go to the bathroom, is that not the most comfortable seat? I mean, you wouldn't feel comfortable just s***ing in your own bed, or on the floor, how about the couch? I didn't think so, but the toilet, you can crap on the toilet almost anytime you want (when you can, and when you're not constipated). So, now think about it from an animals perspective. Their bathroom is the world, so where ever they chose to go, they usually go, but, it has to be comfortable.

So, in your opinion, is the toilet the most comfortable seat? If not, then what do you think is? And, could you poo in that seat? Also, have you ever been crapped on by an animal?

I know I have changed my veiws on my chair being the most comfortable seat ever when I realized that I couldn't ever poo in it. So, my vote goes towards the toilet. I remember when my snake pooed on me, my mom told me that he loved me, well I understand that more than ever now, lol.