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    Otaku Meiwaku may be famous one day Meiwaku may be famous one day Meiwaku's Avatar
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    Now i've heard everything...



    I cannot play guitar. I cannot play bass. I cannot play drums. I will have to learn how to do one or all of these things in a hurry, though; the band that I hope to join already has their vocalist firmly established with nary a dream of dismissal. Ever.
    The band I speak of is a punishing death metal cabal boasting a human drummer, a human guitarist, a human bassist … and a f**king Congo African Grey parrot named Waldo as their mouthpiece. Separately, they are humble minions of the Ever-Reigning Supreme Lord of Darkness.

    Aligned together, they are Hatebeak.
    A parrot is their lead singer O__o Now this I would pay to see.


    Read more here http://blacktable.com/dorfman040906.htm

    And listen to a laughable sound clip of one of their songs :

    http://www.reptilianrecords.com/rept...trefaction.mp3

    it's from this site http://homepage.mac.com/jdmajaris/Ca...4/E2010539063/
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    That's just....

    Wow, that sounds terrible. I think my ears are bleeding. =/
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    kool a parrot that sings death metal, sounds awesome!!!!^_^!!!!

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    eh...
    it could be worse

    how could it be worse?
    *shudders*
    ....I don't even want to know

    [-_-]
    I love my girlfriend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Innerhell
    eh...
    it could be worse

    how could it be worse?
    *shudders*
    ....I don't even want to know

    [-_-]
    Well... in 10 years from now all the bands will be people who were born from 85 and up... So just imagine a song written by one of them the lyrics would be like.


    OMG mah life sux
    I wanna dei
    i hte mah lfe and mah GF loves another
    rap is kool, im a gangsta
    I blew your head off foo

    but I am depressed
    I am so emo
    plz feel bad for me
    and my lack of better gammar



    I CRY
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    BT: Judging from your current output, the musical stylings that influence the three of you as a band seem fairly clear. Answer me this, what musicians do you positively HATE?

    BLK: Uh, I know I'll get slagged for this. The Beatles, we detest. Billy Joel, Elton John, Good Charlotte, anything that's not really real. Any plastic fake musicians.
    lol. That's rich. A band with a parrot for a singer is calling artists who can sing "fake"! lol

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    try harder next ok and good luck

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    Tak your last warning next time you don't have anything to contribute to the post you will be ban

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