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    Pickup Lines

    Just for kicks, what are the best,worst, or funniest pickup lines you've ever heard? Here are a few I like:

    1.You wanna come back to my place and do the things I'm gonna tell everybody we did anyway.

    2.If I could rearrange the alphabets I would put U next to I.

    3. Do you give head to strangers? No, well allow me to interdouce myself.

    4.I lost my number, can I have yours

    5.Excuse me but i justed wanted to show this rose how incredibly buetiful you are.
    When you're caught between Good and Evil, Make them both suffer.

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    hmmmm....i uno..lemme think fer a minute....not so shur if this is one but i guessing this one will do:

    1.I got my eye on u, here, let me get it off..

    2.(only works on those with a hair tie) Hey nice crown though it looks kinda small on you..how bout i get u a new one?

    lol i dont think these are ne good but o well..

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    Quote Originally Posted by kryptonic

    1.You wanna come back to my place and do the things I'm gonna tell everybody we did anyway.

    this one made me LOL

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    Talking

    1.can i have a bandaid?... i scraped my leg falling for you

    i heard this a couple times

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    Haha... pickup lines never work, but what the heck, here goes.

    1. "Those clothes look good on you! You know where they'd look even better? On the floor."

    2. "Are you from Venus? I was jus' asking, cuz... your ass is totally out of this world, babe!"

    3. - "Hey, babe, do you work for UPS? No? Well, I saw you checkin' out my package!"

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    1. "Did it hurt?......(what hurt?).......When you fell from heaven?"

    2. "You must be tired.....You've been running through my mind all day!"



    that's all for me...
    Seduced by Flesh


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    This one is one of my favorites, though I've never actually heard anyone use it(and if I did, I would really die from laughing so hard). I think I'm paraphrasing a little, but it goes:

    Do you have a library card? Cause I'm checking you out!

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    Haha... one of my friends used that one... it worked. That was a weird sight.

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