Pickup Lines

*kryptonic* · Dec 21, 2004, 03:24 PM

Just for kicks, what are the best,worst, or funniest pickup lines you've ever heard? Here are a few I like:

1.You wanna come back to my place and do the things I'm gonna tell everybody we did anyway.

2.If I could rearrange the alphabets I would put U next to I.

3. Do you give head to strangers? No, well allow me to interdouce myself.

4.I lost my number, can I have yours

5.Excuse me but i justed wanted to show this rose how incredibly buetiful you are.

*Boo45* · Dec 21, 2004, 03:44 PM

hmmmm....i uno..lemme think fer a minute....not so shur if this is one but i guessing this one will do:

1.I got my eye on u, here, let me get it off..

2.(only works on those with a hair tie) Hey nice crown though it looks kinda small on you..how bout i get u a new one?

lol i dont think these are ne good but o well..

*dave_akuma* · Dec 21, 2004, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kryptonic

1.You wanna come back to my place and do the things I'm gonna tell everybody we did anyway.

this one made me LOL

*TZi BJC2* · Dec 21, 2004, 06:18 PM

1.can i have a bandaid?... i scraped my leg falling for you

i heard this a couple times

Eriadd · Dec 21, 2004, 06:39 PM

Haha... pickup lines never work, but what the heck, here goes.

1. "Those clothes look good on you! You know where they'd look even better? On the floor."

2. "Are you from Venus? I was jus' asking, cuz... your ass is totally out of this world, babe!"

3. - "Hey, babe, do you work for UPS? No? Well, I saw you checkin' out my package!"

*Kasai* · Dec 21, 2004, 06:53 PM

1. "Did it hurt?......(what hurt?).......When you fell from heaven?"

2. "You must be tired.....You've been running through my mind all day!"

that's all for me...

*ffgirl23* · Dec 21, 2004, 07:03 PM

This one is one of my favorites, though I've never actually heard anyone use it(and if I did, I would really die from laughing so hard). I think I'm paraphrasing a little, but it goes:

Do you have a library card? Cause I'm checking you out!

Eriadd · Dec 21, 2004, 07:07 PM

Haha... one of my friends used that one... it worked. That was a weird sight.

*Juggernaut* · Dec 21, 2004, 07:24 PM

The worst one ive ever seen work is "hey, my name is dave. Wanna...." Ill let you guess what word comes next...

*kryptonic* · Dec 21, 2004, 07:59 PM

Here's another one: Be unique and diffrent, say yes.

*Kasai* · Dec 21, 2004, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kryptonic

Here's another one: Be unique and diffrent, say yes.

Lol. That's a good one.

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kryptonic AO Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 125 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Credits: 110	Pickup Lines Just for kicks, what are the best,worst, or funniest pickup lines you've ever heard? Here are a few I like: 1.You wanna come back to my place and do the things I'm gonna tell everybody we did anyway. 2.If I could rearrange the alphabets I would put U next to I. 3. Do you give head to strangers? No, well allow me to interdouce myself. 4.I lost my number, can I have yours 5.Excuse me but i justed wanted to show this rose how incredibly buetiful you are. __________________ When you're caught between Good and Evil, Make them both suffer.
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Boo45 PiNk HaIr FaNaTiC Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: I live in a trashcan Posts: 715 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Credits: 280	hmmmm....i uno..lemme think fer a minute....not so shur if this is one but i guessing this one will do: 1.I got my eye on u, here, let me get it off.. 2.(only works on those with a hair tie) Hey nice crown though it looks kinda small on you..how bout i get u a new one? lol i dont think these are ne good but o well.. __________________ Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
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TZi BJC2 Newbie Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in cali Posts: 82 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Credits: 436	1.can i have a bandaid?... i scraped my leg falling for you i heard this a couple times
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Eriadd The Antagonist Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,922 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Credits: 1,896	Haha... pickup lines never work, but what the heck, here goes. 1. "Those clothes look good on you! You know where they'd look even better? On the floor." 2. "Are you from Venus? I was jus' asking, cuz... your ass is totally out of this world, babe!" 3. - "Hey, babe, do you work for UPS? No? Well, I saw you checkin' out my package!"
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ffgirl23 My cat hates you Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Mile High City Posts: 422 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Credits: 210	This one is one of my favorites, though I've never actually heard anyone use it(and if I did, I would really die from laughing so hard). I think I'm paraphrasing a little, but it goes: Do you have a library card? Cause I'm checking you out!
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Eriadd The Antagonist Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,922 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Credits: 1,896	Haha... one of my friends used that one... it worked. That was a weird sight.
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Juggernaut Official Loser Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: somewhere that sounds cool Posts: 153 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Credits: 120	The worst one ive ever seen work is "hey, my name is dave. Wanna...." Ill let you guess what word comes next... __________________
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kryptonic AO Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 125 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Credits: 110	Here's another one: Be unique and diffrent, say yes. __________________ When you're caught between Good and Evil, Make them both suffer.
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