Thread: Questions

well there are many stupid question that people have asked me, like once one of my friends asked me that what could happen if 4 huracanes were to make a big eruption, and i was like WTF? and then i'm like laughing like never before.

well, every occasion, my somewhat gore-crazy friend asks me crap i don't care about and i usually answer with "WTF?! i dont EFFing know.....or care!"

ahem...
get ready...

"Where was the Vietnam War fought in?"

woo...

There was one senior in a chemistry class that asked if oxygen was a metal...

in a physics class last year a senior asked "Does the sun revolve around the earth?... or is it the other way around..."

"Do you speak english?"... in a school that only speaks english... and they were in 8th grade... someone asked my Darling (SK) that... and, "are you deaf?" and... "Are you blind?"....

not the brightest at my school...

teeheeheeeheeeehhheeeeehhhhheee

Since I work in a computer class I here some real intresting questions...the best one though is:

Where is the Windows 98 icon? I can't find it in the start menu.

tada! Top that!

Originally Posted by Kiri79

What are the most stupid questions that someone has asked you? Ones that makes you scratch your head or ones that make you go wtf? Here are some of mine:

-Do all male animals have a you-know-what?
-Do vegetarian eat animal crackers?
-If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
-How many sheets of paper can one tree make?
-Is it half full or half empty?
-How do they get the ships in those little bottle thingy's?
-Why do they call it buffallo wings if buffallo don't have wings?
-How could Spongebob have an invertabre, but in one episode he breaks his butt, and in another one they showed his skeleton?

And of course there are many more.
(Oh, and if you could answer some of these questions, it would be really helpfull)

-Do all male animals have a you-know-what? Yes. It's internal on some though.
-Do vegetarian eat animal crackers? Some, yes.
-If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Dead.
-How many sheets of paper can one tree make? Depends on the tree.
-Is it half full or half empty? Drink it. Then it will be empty. (The greecian response to said question.)
-How do they get the ships in those little bottle thingy's? They're built inside peice by peice with long tweezers.
-Why do they call it buffallo wings if buffallo don't have wings? Because they were invented in Buffalo N.Y.
-How could Spongebob have an invertabre, but in one episode he breaks his butt, and in another one they showed his skeleton? Because it's fiction and the people who draw it don't care about facts or they wouldn't have a sponge with arms and legs wearing pants. ie. sponges don't even have butts or anything else you see on the show.


As for questions that make me laugh that would be one of a dozen I get asked by my kids daily... I just can't think of any currently... I'll get back to you on that.

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It's time for the infamous dummy test...

1. If a electric train is moving at a speed of 40 MPH with a 30 MPH tail wind, what direction does the smoke go???

2. If a passenger airliner crashes at the junction of California, Nevada, and Arizona, where do they buy the survivors.

3. Worker is out in the field with his post hole digger preparing to construct a fence. In 10 minutes of time he can dig 7 post holes. If he continues working at the same rate, how many holes will he make in 5 minutes???