I'm with my 'special someone' right now....been with her all weekend. We had a horrible fight this morning but it's all better now...isn't it Althea. She's been my mistress for a whole year now.
Oh, she's also my laptop!
In all seriousl though...I married my special someone and we're actally right here together...and online even! It's great being married to my best friend...and she dosen't even mind me having a mistress.