Surreal Inventions

Hello Honored Members of AO,

I will get start to the question. If you were to have a chance to invent something, what would that be? You have all the money, people, supplies, and most importantly, creativity. So, you have all that you need to create that invention of yours. Be as creative as you want and remember, there is no such thing as a dumb invention in this thread.

Make it anything that you always desired to have or wanted to invent along anywhere of the following range: Simple---Kick Ass---Badass---super Badass. Haha. So, don't be SHY!!!

So, what will it be, folks of AO? This is a thread to express you CREATIVITY.

P.S. I will entertain you all with my SUPER BADASS invention after you entertain me and the others!!!

a battery powered battery charger

a t.v watch, i use to make the planes for it untill my mom told me someone already it but mine was gonna have all the channel buttens and a volume ****role with a place to put your headphones, time on the other side and it would still fit your rist:)

Hehe...Ok. Here is mine:

I would invent a sweet little household robot that will do ALL of the household work. For example, it will clean the entire house, wash dishes, lawning, comes shopping with me to carry all of the stuff that I buy, and even talks to everybody...hehe...politely, of course. Basically, it has to be like that robot from the Jetsons, which will be so sweet. Anyways, that is my surreal invention.

Mine would be a ozone replenisher. It would be machines that would be launched into the upper atmoshphere. The machines would then filter out the pollutants and generate new ozone gas.

Sweet inventions, guys and girls!!! kastelic-sami, your invention is one spectacular one!!! Yours too, Mayu!!! And yours as well, Lighting Count and anime_fantasy. Here is ONE of mine:

A Kirana!!! It literally means a sword of thousand blades. Badass name, indeed. This baby will be, light as a feather, sharp as a ray of sunlight, and hard as my hands...haha. I have you know that my hands are as hard as a hardcore entrance exam...haha(bad analogy). Simply put: An ultimate sword!!!

Then, a katana will be nakili, which means old school. As soon as the kirana comes in contact with a katana or any other swords of that matter, it will cleaves them into smithereens...haha. Good bye samurais, welcome madurais...haha. Just kidding. No offense to the samurai fans...I am one, too.

So, what are you waiting for, call the following number right now, and pre-order this badass sword. The number is 000-00000-0000. Don't worry, it is a toll free number, but it might take millions of years to get in touch with a personnel because the WHOLE world is calling at the same moment...hahahaha.

I'd make the Perfect girl!.... that'd be freakin awesome.

Or a machine that you could actually play inside of a game... "without the dying part"

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Originally Posted by jaderabbit

I'd make the Perfect girl!.... that'd be freakin awesome.

Or a machine that you could actually play inside of a game... "without the dying part"

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Like an android?

As for me, an endless maze