Originally Posted by tak

If japan makes robots. Do you think japan take over the world

Originally Posted by The Onion, 23 Jan 2003

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA
Responding to mounting pressure and increasingly confrontational rhetoric from
the outside world, North Korean president Kim Jong Il unfolded into a 70-foot-
tall, 62-ton giant robot Monday.

'If we add Kim Jong Il's transformation into a giant robot to his already defiant isolationist stance and his country's known nuclear capability, the diplomatic terrain definitely becomes more rocky,' U.S. envoy James Kelly said. 'Kim has made it clear that, if sufficiently threatened, he will not hesitate to use nuclear weapons or his arm-mounted HyperBazooka.'

'We are also forced to consider the possibility that Kim may attempt to robo-meld with other members of the Axis of Evil, forming a MegaMecha-Optima-Robosoldier. Kim would make a powerful right arm -- or even a torso -- for such a mechanism.'