DANTEXTX

I remember back in high school I showed up drunk and I told the principal I had mistakenly taken white rum instead of my cough medicine and because I had a sore troat I did not notice the difference.

I just want to know if some of you have said something as embarassing as that and what do you think now about it.

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jaderabbit

I skipped school one day, and when the teacher ask'd for an excuse i told her my mom was on vaction.... oddly she believed me . Even though noone else in the class did .

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Hibiki Tokai

Went drinking with my friends for a gathering, and eneded up home late. The escape sentence? I fell asleep in the bus *lol* And i don't believe I told that

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narrator

i skipped school for about 4 days straight and for my absent note i wrote that i had to make an emergency trip to New Mexico....even though i dont know a soul there....and dont ask me why....but they bought it

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Sib

That's a rather mean one isn't it? I mean, would you want to ask about the details if somebody gave you that as an excuse? Clever though.

I'm trying to think of one, but nothing really comes to mind. I guess I'm just too honest, even if I don't always tell the whole truth.

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Wonderlandless

"I love you" when I didn't mean it.

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Icarus

Whoa, I think saying "I love you" without meaning it is horrible, compared to everything else here. Well, my worst lie is convincing a little kid that if you aren't a good reader demons will come and take you away because parents won't want you. Well, that helped him read really well.

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live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same
time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn,
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Boo45

Hmmm...oh oh i got one!..... its uhhhh...."I dont know..."
Gotta be one of the most stupidest excuses out there! ;D

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AnimeFreaks

Hmm the dumbest excuse huh.. Well if you and ur friend did something wrong and the adult asks both of you who did it... the dumbest excuse would be "he did it or she did it" and both of you pt at each other. Although comedy for the audience.

Nightwish

i always use "i was talking with a teacher" for being late to class. it sometimes works. but other times, not at all. it's a 50-50 excuse.

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Yasmine

I was writing a note to a friend during class.. and it was in my noteblock.. so we were passing noteblocks to eachother all the time.. so when the dumb teacher finally caught us.. I said: "you can't read it anyway! It's writting in a very difficult secret kindoff language!" *so embarresed! couldn't think of something else that fast!* and he said: "ow alritey.. never mind then.. I only know one language!!!" OMG can you believe that? we were writing bout our teacher ^^ funny!

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