Thread: What is the worst lie or excuse you have said?

i always use "i was talking with a teacher" for being late to class. it sometimes works. but other times, not at all. it's a 50-50 excuse.

I was writing a note to a friend during class.. and it was in my noteblock.. so we were passing noteblocks to eachother all the time.. so when the dumb teacher finally caught us.. I said: "you can't read it anyway! It's writting in a very difficult secret kindoff language!" *so embarresed! couldn't think of something else that fast!* and he said: "ow alritey.. never mind then.. I only know one language!!!" OMG can you believe that? we were writing bout our teacher ^^ funny!

hehe... I never tell lies to teachers, mainly cuz I'm too scared of the consequences (I'm a chicken). But my worst lie would be... telling my mom my grades were good, then hiding them when I was around 10... I was so scared!!! Argghhh... I'm a wuss when it comes to stuff like that.

Nope, sorry. Haven't told any lies since I was about 9 and I realized the truth worked so much better.

As a teenager if a friend asked me my opinion and I didn't want to answer I would either change the subject or find something nice to say. I got off the hook and they got an honest compliment.

As for school. I just told the teacher what really happened. When I ditched school to go to a Jazz festival I called my mom first to tell her where I had been just in case she got worried. She was so amused that I told on myself not only didn't I get in trouble with her but I didn't get in trouble with the school either.

Lies? Like I lie. Ok, well if I do on occassion lie, it's a good one, because I'm always thinking.

i remember another one i have. i took a bottle of Grand Marinere liqour from my parents liquor cabinet, and me and my friends tried making a molotov cocktail out of it. they automatically assumed i did it. but i got away with "i didn't do it."

Once my teacher saw me and my friend smoking in louchbreak and told me to get a explanation from home...(I had to tell my dad about it) So when my father asked why I was smoking I said that I was holding it for my friend who was putting his shoes on...Didn't work...