I can't seem to think of any lies ^_^ but I may have plently of excuses in the past... haha ~ one I remember, is a excuse I made in 5th grade in P.E. I said to my teacher: "Vanessa's being a dildo!" after South Park, and sent me off to the dreaded office. I said *wimper* "I don't know what it means !!" When I really did . . . I wish I could remember more. . . I have so many >_<