Thread: Where is "this?"

For those who work retail...

Excuse me miss
is the costumer's start
Can you tell me where is this
Is the further remark
Oh god not again
Not another stupid "guest"
Backwards they make me bend
So off I go on a quest
Looking for the ever allusive "this"
I walk around the stands
hoping the "this" isn't something I missed
"faster", the guest demands
So quicker I go around
looking for the allusive "this"
making all kinds of rude sounds
I was getting a little pissed
As tensions run high
Time quickly slides by
The "guest" needs to leave by five
Somehow I think that's a lie
To me everything is fine
Although the guest grunts
and says, "never mind"
then grumbles something like ****
Off in a hurry they storm all pissed
Leaving me somehow... magically
Right next to the "this"


Adrienne~*