Why Nicholas Cage Why?

*Delerium* · Oct 03, 2005, 04:44 PM

Just read this rather tiny article and you'll know whats up. Why do actors name their kids some of these things?

http://www.superherohype.com/news/su...ws.php?id=3529

*Agent Orange 216* · Oct 03, 2005, 04:52 PM

Lol That's SWEET! He just damned his kid for life, assuming that the other kids get it. If they don't, however, that kid's got one cooooolll friggin' name.

Captcanada · Oct 03, 2005, 05:16 PM

HA HA HA HA HA HAH A thats funny but kinda coo i guess. but man funny. hes going to made fun of forever. unless he beats the crap out of people then they will call him superman ha ha

*Sevothtarte* · Oct 03, 2005, 05:21 PM

See, Nicholas Cage may dig the name Kal-el, but did he ever stop to think what his kid has to go through when he reaches grade school?

*Agent Orange 216* · Oct 03, 2005, 05:23 PM

Most kids at that point in time will probably have no idea what the hell the name means. Also, the kid's probably gonna get taught everything he needs to know at 1 of 2 places:
1. Boarding school overseas
2. At home/in travels with his "daddy" by a personal teacher.
Not much of a chance for the ol' razzin' of the child there.

*Sevothtarte* · Oct 03, 2005, 05:37 PM

Actually, after I looked around a bit, there's an Arabic name with the same spelling, minus the hyphen, and with at least three different variations. At least he can claim not to be named after a fictional character. :S

*Kasai* · Oct 04, 2005, 01:44 AM

It's actually pretty cool. And yes, kids in the future will only know superman as superman.

millionbubbles · Oct 04, 2005, 01:44 AM

The kid will probably just drop the stupid -el bit at the end and go by Kal, which wouldn't be that bad.

But yeah, movie stars shouldn't be allowed to name their children. Just because you're famous doesn't give you the right to give you're children retarded names.

**Trunks** · Oct 04, 2005, 02:47 AM

Might as well have just called him Superman and been done with it. :-p

Eriadd · Oct 04, 2005, 12:48 PM

Heh, Kal-el? Well, I guess that proves once and for all that Nick Cage is naught but a geek!

*Delerium* · Oct 04, 2005, 01:01 PM

Its not quite as bad as Jason Lee's son Pilot Inspector Lee but come on. Why don't they just name him Spawn or Ghost Rider while they're at it. I mean I could see Clark Kent Cage, but Kal-el, pfff whatever Kal would be ok I agree.

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Agent Orange 216 Idiot Impaler Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Hidden away from idiots. Posts: 613 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Credits: 210	Re: Why Nicholas Cage Why? Most kids at that point in time will probably have no idea what the hell the name means. Also, the kid's probably gonna get taught everything he needs to know at 1 of 2 places: 1. Boarding school overseas 2. At home/in travels with his "daddy" by a personal teacher. Not much of a chance for the ol' razzin' of the child there. __________________ The Last Remaining Realist. See Dick Buy Beer, See Dick not Tip, See Dick try again, See Dick Go thirsty. Moral of the Story: Don't be a Dick.
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