Why Nicholas Cage Why? - Page 2

know1 · Oct 04, 2005, 01:13 PM

I'm sure the other millionaire children will tease him until he has his hellicopter pick him up, crying over his platnum-plated PSP-- tears staining his Versace shirt, all the way home to his mansion, until his father's trophy wife's nanny calms him down with valium-chocolate milkshake.

poor kid.

*Nightwish* · Oct 05, 2005, 08:55 PM

i just got one simple word: eeewwwwww.

*narrator* · Oct 05, 2005, 09:26 PM

Nicholas Cage....you never know what kind of wacky caper he'll get into next.

deftbeat · Oct 05, 2005, 10:13 PM

kal-el... hmm
so much about names

*Agent Orange 216* · Oct 06, 2005, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by know1

I'm sure the other millionaire children will tease him until he has his hellicopter pick him up, crying over his platnum-plated PSP-- tears staining his Versace shirt, all the way home to his mansion, until his father's trophy wife's nanny calms him down with valium-chocolate milkshake.

poor kid.

Lol Well put. It is true though. Even if the kids later on down the road do know what the name's from, how are they gonna make fun of him? If nothing else, he'll just have his dad do some Gone in 60 seconds sh...tuff on their parents' Bentleys. Kal-el will be drivin' those other kids' parents' Bentleys to school when he's friggin' 8. Word.
Besides, if they call him Superman, what kind of insult is that? I'd be proud, to say the least, if someone called me Superman.

*NightFox* · Oct 06, 2005, 02:13 AM

GJ Cage...You just made your little boys life a hell. I just can't understand what is with actors/famous persons when they name their kids like that...

hinamori · Oct 07, 2005, 06:03 PM

whats with famous people giving there children retarded names when chris martin from coldplay named his daughter apple i thought ok thats kinda weird, but i have to draw the line SOMEWHERE naming your kid kal-el is just plan stupid why just you get it over with and call him dorkus( that is a real name), i feel sorry for kal-el when he gets older.... or wait no i don't ...oh well

millionbubbles · Oct 07, 2005, 06:50 PM

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Its not quite as bad as Jason Lee's son Pilot Inspector Lee but come on. Why don't they just name him Spawn or Ghost Rider while they're at it. I mean I could see Clark Kent Cage, but Kal-el, pfff whatever Kal would be ok I agree.

I think Spawn would be really hilarious and appropriate.

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