you guys are dipressing >.<
this is a song that willmake you smile ^.^
by AkiBlackCat and friends..
Joey the squirrel is sang to the tune tikela! ^_^
And fred the fish is just...fred.
Joey the squirrel
There once as a squirrel named joey,
we found him dead on a rock.
His eyes were buldging out,
and his belly was thick and stout.
So we dug a little grave,
and put poor joey right in.
We covered the top with dirt and rock,
Hoping we wouldnt see him again.
But then one night at midnight,
we hear a little sound.
we looked outside the window,
to see joey dancing around! O_o
He was doing the macarina,
which weird cause he was missing both feet. o_O
He had started to decompose and rot,
and really didnt smell too sweet. x.x
So we picked up lil joey,
and took him to his grave.
But when we tried to put him in,
he started to rant and rave.
So we hit him with the shovel,
and then his rolled off! O____O; (oh shit)
We aranged him oh so neat ,
so you couldnt he was dead.
But just to make sure he would never twitch again,
we threw some rocks at his head.
The fish named fred
I had a fish, his name was fred.
He's not alive, but he's not dead!
We cant explain how fred can be,
dead and yet alive.
But we can surely tell you,
how he learned to drive!
I took him to a school, to teach him some new tricks.
then along came a dog, and fred was infested with ticks.
He flopped into a car, and did it all just right.
im not sure how ticks taught him to drive,
but he drives me late at night!