Thread: Zombies

Tch, tch... there is always a 4.06% chance that on any given day, there will be some sort of scientific breakthrough that will accidently turn people into zombies. That is why I have devised the 'Zombie Escape Plan for Cedar City, UT'. It involves intricate pathways and plots, including using my youngest brother for bait, and tying my best friend to the hood of my car. Yep. I'm all ready for it.

Find a cannibal and get it high, that's the closest to zombies we'll probaly ever get. Unless, we became to lazy and developed zombie warfare...

Originally Posted by Eriadd

Tch, tch... there is always a 4.06% chance that on any given day, there will be some sort of scientific breakthrough that will accidently turn people into zombies. That is why I have devised the 'Zombie Escape Plan for Cedar City, UT'. It involves intricate pathways and plots, including using my youngest brother for bait, and tying my best friend to the hood of my car. Yep. I'm all ready for it.

I'm with you, remember stopping power is more important than penetration against zombies.
Bring shotguns, baseball bats and other blunt weapons.

When we're almost at the end you can shoot me once in my left leg + once in the spine and arm me with a huge napalm nuke.
I'll do some insane laughing and prepare for the crispy end as I see you driving away in an ambrams tank.

Ah, the fun of it all...

Ah, I haven't considered you into the formula for escaping from Cedar City, Hassun... maybe I'll write up a plan for Europe? Yeah... now to find some maps!

Oh lots of nice medieval castles, dungeons, little villages, dark forests...
Just about every locale you need for some splatterin'

dude if zombies were walking the earth we'd then would have to worry about vampires and other demons...wait you do have to worry about 1 vampire

but don't you see? people who are high are zombies!