Thread: Boy, do I have a competitive eating challenge for you!

I like to call it 'The Parrot-Parrot Challenge' Ideally, this 'game' is played with four people, and this is how you would play such a game...

Buy a box of Ritz crackers, and a pound of cheese from the supermarket. Each of the four players gets a sleeve of crackers on a plate, and a quarter of the pound of cheese.

The rules? Okay!

Each player can assemble the crackers on their plate any way they please, and each can cute their slices of cheese any way they want, and arrange them on the plate or on the crackers any way they want. And, first to finish all the cheese and ALL the crackers is the winner.

If you want a speedier finish, you can also play who can eat the most in thirty seconds.

The player may also have a glass of water nearby, if they wish, and the game can be played with a half poun of ham split four ways, also.






I also have another challenge called 'The Ele-Pig Challenge'

This is only for advanced eaters, and may be participated in by as many contestants as you have peanut butter jars.

Assume we have four contestants. What you do is buy four jars of peanut butter. and a lot of bacon. You'll need about forty ten inch long bacon strips (ten per person).

First, you cook all the bacon, and separate it, ten strips per person. Then you stuff the ten strips into the peanut butter jars and mix it all around.

The rest is obvious. First to down ALL the bacon and ALL the peanut butter is the winner. In this one, no water is allowed, and also, no eating utencils are allowed. You eat this with your hands.