Okay this Forum is where you put your favorite quotes at from your favorite actor,artist,president, or comedian whatever as long as it's real so what your favorites quotes?

I'll start it off! These are my favorite quotes:

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
Doug Larson
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
Jeff Foxworthy

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
Jeff Foxworthy

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
Jeff Foxworthy
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln
Now your turn! Whats your favorite quotes?