Thread: funny things about you

lets see funny things about me hey. umm i guess when i really laugh i end up goin in a fit, i can't breath, my face turns bright red, and i end up compulsing on the floor in a look of pain, and i also end up crying with tears pouring down my face.
now that and somebody saiding something really funny at a party n just after having something to eat. well lets just say that food doesn't stay down that well.

other than that it just ur average stupid stuff, like fallin over and running into poles, etc.

there is almost nothing humerous about me...which is quite sad really.
However, the ability to flare my nostrils without twitching any other part of face fascinates me.....until I realise my best friend could do it and practiculy every comedian on TV....*sigh*.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm...........very interesting ppl

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all right then

well lets see funny things about me then.... everyone else i know seems to enjoy getting together and getting excersise and partying and going to the country..... STUFF THAT i just cant be bothered and why get together with people that i see at school 5 days a week anyway especialy to go to a party where you meat all the local scum who jst seem to be out to impress the girls, and the country is so boring theres no technology so i guess i need to get out more

Embarrassing Moments:

Here is one of episodes of my story. Have fun reading, and no laughing dudes and dudesses because I don't want anyone to pee in their pants. lol. Haha.

Once upon a time, I used to have two red streaks in my badass black/brown hair. This was during the time, when I was out of the Temple for about 4 months (for an enimatic reason). Haha. All was well, but then came the disaster. When I returned back to the Temple, I tried to cover it up with my black hair by overlapping the streaks, but no luck. I got caught and was asked to assemble at the so-called judgement room.

Can you believe what they did to me? They shaved my long-grown beautiful hair, not to mention the awesome red streaks. *Starts to cry* I cried and cried for the help of the protector of hair, BoBobo-san. Save me!!! But, that blond hair jerk didn't show up...oh I know why...he wasn't created at that time. He is a recent guy, isn't he?

Then when I thinking what more can go wrong, a few tourists asked me if they take some pictures of me. A fat lady said, "Oh my, you look so cute, darling." I was like: Ah. What did you say lady? Then she reached her purse and took out a camera, and something else. To my surprise, it was a European white chocolate candy bar. I love white chocolate. So, I fell for it. She took lot of pictures of me, and kissed my cheeks and my head. hummm....candy. I was sooo innocent. It is a open bribery!!!

I tried sooo many means to cover up my bald head.....but, no luck. Then as I was walking along the road...an old lady called me, and asked what happened to my hair. Heck, what does she has to do with my hair? I said a crow took it away. Haha. After hearing my story, she said this to me: A badass is a badass until the day he dies. Ok, this is a lie. She didn't say that to me. Instead, I said that to myself.

What is the moral of my story? Kedar is Badass!!! Haha.

Originally Posted by swordfish3

well lets see funny things about me then.... everyone else i know seems to enjoy getting together and getting excersise and partying and going to the country..... STUFF THAT i just cant be bothered and why get together with people that i see at school 5 days a week anyway especialy to go to a party where you meat all the local scum who jst seem to be out to impress the girls, and the country is so boring theres no technology so i guess i need to get out more

lol thats interesting i guess