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    Girls's and Boy's English

    I had got this in an email...

    Girls' English
    Yes = No
    No = Yes
    May-b = No
    "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
    " Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!
    We need to talk" = I need to b!#@%.
    "Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.
    " I'm not upset" = Of cou! rse I'm upset, u stupid moron!
    " How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
    "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful.
    " You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.
    " Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!
    Guy's English
    " I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
    " I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
    " I'm tired " - I'm tired
    " Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
    " Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
    " Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
    " May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
    "Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.
    " You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.
    " What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
    " What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
    "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
    " I love you" = Let's have sex right now.
    " I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
    " Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
    " Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.
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    Re: Girls's and Boy's English

    Alright who wrote the mail
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    Re: Girls's and Boy's English

    Posting the things you find in chain letters is kind of annoying, but that's just me.
    I love my girlfriend.

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    Re: Girls's and Boy's English

    i thought that was stupid.

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    Re: Girls's and Boy's English

    Dont get mad at me! I didnt make this, I just posted it!!!
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    Re: Girls's and Boy's English

    some of things up there are funny and others a true but most are lies


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    Re: Girls's and Boy's English

    It's a bit wierd... that's all...

    thanks to ryoko-chan and pam-chan! love you!

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