I kicked a pickel cause Im cool like that.
Damn straight, pickle got what it deserved.
Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that.
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself.
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People must do this, its hilarious.
Last edited by Othello; Jul 24, 2006 at 01:42 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
I kicked a pickel cause Im cool like that.
Damn straight, pickle got what it deserved.
i dry humped a noodle cause I'm sexy and I do what I want!!!
NoT tHe SiGgY yOu R lOOkInG 4
Move Along.
I yelled at my best friends boyfriend because i was drunk lol
I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons
I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and a voice of reason
I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices son
They're one in the same, I must isolate you...
Isolate and save you from yourself
I murdered a ninja because I'm cool like that.
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i smoked my sister because thats how i roll.
Born to rule, raised to lead, taught to establish: The African Queen
I danced with a noodle because i can't control myself.
I'm a glass child. I am Hannah's regrets. Monster.
I yelled at a mexican because I'm cool like that. lol..
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