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    I just choked down ten Ritz crackers.

    I mean, I stacked ten together, then stuffed them in my mouth. My mouth dried out in about half a second, and my mouth was wrenched completely open, so I had to grind my jaw from side to side to crush the crackers and make some room to salivate.

    To actually make enough room to close my lips, I had to grind, then chew the crackers into a find powder, which, after salivating some, turned into a thick, unpleasant paste.

    The experience as a whole was unpleasant, but I'm sure I'll try it again soon with at least two more crackers stuffed in there.



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    Re: I just choked down ten Ritz crackers.

    ummm yea all this talk of
    crackers has made me hungry lol
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    Re: I just choked down ten Ritz crackers.

    Wow. Very interesting story! Kinda makes me scared of crackers...
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    Re: I just choked down ten Ritz crackers.

    Haha. I want to say 'Try it!' but then I remember those to cute girls in the news a few years ago that choked to death trying to stuff more marshmellows in their mouths than their friends.

    Keep eating so many dogs and you're bound to be Communist

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    Re: I just choked down ten Ritz crackers.

    Lol sounds like something I'd try to do when I'd had lots of sugar....I wonder if there's any Ritz crackers in the cabinet......

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    Re: I just choked down ten Ritz crackers.

    Hahahahaha!! Interesting.... I wouldnt recommend it though. A friend of mine... Reese *cough cough*.... tried a similar stunt. She dislocated her jaw... hahahaha!!
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    Re: I just choked down ten Ritz crackers.

    well i now can dislocate
    my jaw because of an incedent like that
    it hurts when i dislocate it but hey those big burgers
    arn't a problem anymore lol
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    Re: I just choked down ten Ritz crackers.

    Almost sound like a stunt i would try.

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