I just choked down ten Ritz crackers.

AniManga Hound · Jun 11, 2006, 06:00 PM

I mean, I stacked ten together, then stuffed them in my mouth. My mouth dried out in about half a second, and my mouth was wrenched completely open, so I had to grind my jaw from side to side to crush the crackers and make some room to salivate.

To actually make enough room to close my lips, I had to grind, then chew the crackers into a find powder, which, after salivating some, turned into a thick, unpleasant paste.

The experience as a whole was unpleasant, but I'm sure I'll try it again soon with at least two more crackers stuffed in there.

I don't recommend doing this unless you are high, intoxicated, or an infant.

*HolderOfTheDarkChalice* · Jun 11, 2006, 06:10 PM

ummm yea all this talk of
crackers has made me hungry lol

Sincere · Jun 11, 2006, 06:22 PM

Wow. Very interesting story! Kinda makes me scared of crackers...

AniManga Hound · Jun 11, 2006, 06:25 PM

Haha. I want to say 'Try it!' but then I remember those to cute girls in the news a few years ago that choked to death trying to stuff more marshmellows in their mouths than their friends.

White_Mage88 · Jun 11, 2006, 06:26 PM

Lol sounds like something I'd try to do when I'd had lots of sugar....I wonder if there's any Ritz crackers in the cabinet......

cerebrum · Jun 11, 2006, 06:42 PM

Hahahahaha!! Interesting.... I wouldnt recommend it though. A friend of mine... Reese *cough cough*.... tried a similar stunt. She dislocated her jaw... hahahaha!!

*HolderOfTheDarkChalice* · Jun 11, 2006, 07:13 PM

well i now can dislocate
my jaw because of an incedent like that
it hurts when i dislocate it but hey those big burgers
arn't a problem anymore lol

North Dakota · Jun 11, 2006, 08:10 PM

Almost sound like a stunt i would try.

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